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| There is glass on your palms I know this because as I rest my fingers across your lines I look and I can see right between our hands no matter how hard I press but all glass must crack or melt and I will crack and melt you even though only your palms are glass because I tend to go overboard with these sort of things.
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| Flashing before my lies wind carried dead paper bits and animal dust past my rounding lips but I could swear they burned with some sort of suggestion of lunacy. We make the earth flat in this fallow plot. You call my words uncultivated and I say they never even held a seed of truth. But you know you only believe me when I'm lying, so I'll tell you this is where the world ends so pull closer and you'll do it though you don't believe me because touching is better than believing, or so I've told you.
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| Were it not for the fluttering of wings and feathers falling like snow onto the tip of my nose I'd be tempted to call it love. But of course it was nothing more than an upraised untouched unforgiving motion of something akin to pure acceleration and exhilaration with rubber bouncing (so it seemed) off only the furthest reaching rocks of the concrete plaza. There is the chance this was everywhere but in fact it took place between waking and dream where colors bleed splatter not dripping onto white walls until everything is just wings falling like snow and feathers... something or other... They would be looking if they had faces, but they only have legs and swinging arms. Then you took my hand and led me underground, and we shook and blew and held ourselves when the gusts came from the guts of the city and soon we were safe or trapped which is really the same thing when you're on the inside. The night went on but we ended there being apart because your muscles became mine and my mind leaked onto the soles of your shoes smelling of concrete and sun and I think I said something about love but you only spoke of Thailand.
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| Part 1 - Pick Up Lines
"Yesssss, feel the hate flow through me, nerd..."
"I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if a nerd tried a pick-up line and was suddenly silenced."
"I find your lack of game... disturbing, nerd."
"You are part of the rebel alliance, a traitor, and a nerd. Take them away!"
"Do... or do not. Or in this case, can't, you nerd"
"You should have had a bad feeling about this, nerd."
"You stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerd hearder!" (If they say, "Who's scruffy looking?" you have to go home with them that night, no matter what.)
"It's a nerd!"
YOU'RE DOUBLE WELCOME
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| "Baby, this battleship is fully armed and operational."
"Baby, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for the blaster in my pants."
"Baby, this is the droid you're looking for." (Then start doing the robot)
"Baby, do me, or do not. There is no try."
"Baby, I find your lack of faith... disturbingly hot."
"Baby, mahhrrrrrrrrrrrr." (Only works if you're really hairy)
"Baby, I've got the death sentence in twelve systems... for lovin'" (For experts only)
"Baby, may my force be in you."
YOU'RE WELCOME
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